If you’ve ever had the pleasure—or maybe the misfortune—of running into a Southern belle with a bit too much charm and sass for her own good, then you’ve already met Fat Bottom Betty. This cigar is like that gal who waltzes into the room, all curves and confidence, and leaves you trying to remember what just hit you. 

From the moment you light her up, Fat Bottom Betty hits you with a sweet, caramelized aroma that’ll make you wonder if you’re in a tobacco shop or a bakery. It’s like taking a stroll through a Southern town where every street corner has its own homemade pie stand. The initial draw is smoother than at Sunday afternoon, with notes of coffee and chocolate that blend together like the best country duet you’ve ever heard. 

But don’t be fooled by her sweet start—Betty’s got a bit of kick, too. As you work your way down, there’s a peppery spice that sneaks up on you like the local gossip. Just when you think you’ve got her figured out, she throws a little something extra into the mix. It’s complex, but never overwhelming—kind of like your favorite Southern aunt who always has a new story to tell.

As you finish up, Betty leaves a lingering sweetness on your palate, like the memory of that first dance you’ll never forget. She’s a cigar that’s not just smoked, but experienced. Fat Bottom Betty isn’t for the faint of heart, but if you’ve got a taste for something bold with a bit of Southern flair, she’s worth every puff.

-MJHarvell